Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Hyderabad House, Koramangala 5th Block, Bangalore | Hyderabad House, Restaurant in Bangalore - Reviews - asklaila

Nothing like Haleem from Hyderabadi house to satisfy your hunger and to take care of the nourishment you have missed because of fasting.

Best way to break your fast. You can order and just enjoy it in the relaxed environment of your home...

Go ahead give it a try Bangaloreans


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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Pyaar ka punchnama Rajat's Dialogue


Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.  aur kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai...

And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha
She is in this exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon


Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine
Kaunsi pyaar  Kaisi relationship?
Kahin ki khushiya?

Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness

Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday
uske kutte ka birthday

Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana
tab tak bolti rahi
tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho
napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din boli
tum toh batman ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha
main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu

Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai

Bloody bollywood romantic masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki  dono ko pyaar hua  Dono saath saath Film khatam

Is ke baad  ka story koi nahi batata  Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya  To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki  Pehle cushion laye   fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye  toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein mug itne hai  ki unko bechne jaoon
toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki 
table lena hai  table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...

Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega

Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega

Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan

Thik se to kar paoonga nahi

Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...

Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala

Trust me I say patta hai saala patta...

ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho
lo ji 1 paisa per second
aur phone karo
aur phone karo
aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko  
fir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko
you have lost interest in me
tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya???
are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???
jake bharti mittal se puch na...

tujhe main bata raha hoon
us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...
seriously 
mein shart laga sakta hoon...

Tujhe kya lagta hai

Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha

Glati se pahoonch gaya?

Usko to pata tha

Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha

Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon

Nah to das sawaal poochti

Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyon jaa rahe ho

Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/

Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya

Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Sms aajayega
I love you
Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon

I love you too
Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo

abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???

Do sms ka reply mat karna

Turant Phone aa jayega

Phone mat uthaa
To dus min me message aa chuka hoga 

I don't think its working anymore

Dus min me Babu I love you to
I don't think its working anymore

And this is when they are not even down

Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain

Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai???

Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman
True

But koi ye nahi bataata ki
behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman

Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na

Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath

Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me

Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon

Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga

To khaana nahi khayegi

Phir bhooki so jayegi

Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo

Kya karoon naukri chod doon?

saale ghar jaao

Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao

Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai

Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah

Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya

Gadi gadi
kya soch rahe ho???

kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???

Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karu...
kya soch raha hoon
camera laga doon dimag mein...


Is sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk

I don't think its working any more

And mein tumhe bata raha hoon

You cannot discuss anything with a woman

Because they call it a discussion

But any discussion with a woman is an argument

Aur argument mein toh tu boss unse jeet hi nahi sakta…

Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai

To make sense in an argument

Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta

Sense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh se wo

Argument kaise haar jaye

Ek to aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi

aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...
Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha???

Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
yeh chota hatiyar nahi
bada hatiyar hai
isse badi ladai mein use karenge…


TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki

Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baat ko ssabit karlega

Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi

Ungli neeche karoo

Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga

Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi

And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter
And mudra ye reh jayega ki

How dare you point a finger at me?

Kisne banaya ye rule

Kisne banaya?

Saal wo beech argument me tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi

Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo

Saara mudra khatam

Wo sahi tum galat

Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon bhajta hai

Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani de raha hoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me

Inka signature tune hai wo

Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan

Same cheez mein karoon to

Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab ye problems ginaoon to

Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya
Hmm hmm

Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte ho?

Y don't you go and sleep with her?

Its ridiculous yaar

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Google+ - Fun ? (Just) a day ?

Photos - Google+

Ever since I watched the movie "Facebook", I came to respect the importance of network issues on Social networking sites.

The way Zuckerberg explains that each user is a domino and once you lose one, you start losing the other seemed to make the point clearer.

Well I don't think google people had to watch the movie to understand this. After all, they experienced how the migration of a few users had snowballed into a near extinction of orkut.

After an eager waiting period for an invitation of google pus , it did not matter much that I could not access it the first few days after getting the invite owing to google's lack of hurry and allowing people with a huge social foot print.

I started a big fan of plus, with the changes they made from the feedback of users.

As I came on, I was rather happy with the features, the circles for friends, and have even decided to purchase an android phone as my Sony Ericsson mobile's browser was not supported after the first few days by Google plus.

The game didn't last long. A Technical issue on the 4 day of my joining the goolge plus family. The sparks screen gets stuck and I am unable to view my profile or even photos... The notifications tab turns blank and so is the share button and the whole interface is stuck.

Dear Google plus support team, may be this is not what I as an average user would expect after a long wait for the so called mother of social networking sites. Well, you might want to give it another shot to get it right and make it count if you want people to leave the sites they frequent and float to plus for a positive experience.

PS:- Well the issue seems to be rectified in 30 min of the post;  but may you can focus a little keenly owing to the number of options the users now have, may be your long standing user base may not always help 




Sunday, July 10, 2011

in to the word of nothingness have i started my journey,

its with pride that I wonder, declared a winner?
or rather a plain bread earner?

for the sustenance of self,
have i embarked up on it

for the love of thy life
have i planned to now quit

TO quit while ahead
well is that what'd lead
people to the path of glory err calm n peace

in pursuit of false pride
do people forget to abide

By the simplest of the laws
with the commonest of sense

its no confidence
nay passion but desire

for u begin to wander
in the world of danger

heat mends the sword
but snow rusts the blade

learn to look beyond
 n you are sure to find

the lost way to life
to still stay afloat

running in the race
will leave u a rat

but the love of life
may light for you the path

to a dwindling new world
waiting to turn ur abode

wish you may not
for a more gleeful world

but stand u can
amidst the rain of joy
and the beauty of living

and wonder urself if it's what they call life!!!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Love, a lush green meadow

Love is a lush green meadow ,
in the midst of all sorrow

its just round the corner
that you ignore as a rumor

for when you walk into it,
you would disappear too

right or wrong
weak or strong

its one of those choices
that could light your way

and just let you float away
from the dusty, noisy world

into the beauty of life
with the mystery of love

Praanamina premaku

జీవించే ఉన్నానా జవసత్వలున్నాయని జిలి బిలి ఈ వెలుగుల వెంట 
వడి వడి గా నడిచితినే 
విలువ తెలుసు వయసుకెదిగి వయసు విలువ నే మరచితి 
మరణమనే మర్మం ఎరుగ మరచితినే మనసు నిలువ 

ఈ పయనం ఎటు చేరను?
ఏ కాంక్షను పూరించను?

నీ వెచ్చని శ్వాసలలో ఆ జాబిలి సొంతమాయే
నువ్ లేని నన్ను చూసి మిణుగురును వీడిపోయే

ప్రేమన్నది తెలిసిందా నువ్ సాంతముండగా
పలుకైనా పరుగైనా నీ తలపుల నెచ్చెలిని 

నా చెంత చేర్చునట్టి 
ఈ తేనెల పలుకులనే 

శ్వాషిస్తూ సాగెదను
ఈ గమనం సాగించెదను







Random Thoughts on a romantic day

the heart waits to share, the words yet to flow, and the world stands a still

all you can see is the care in my eyes
and the beauty of the world

may be that some day would grace us soon enough
to nourish my heart with the hopes of love

and let us take a step into the eternity of love!!!